A Pictorial Rebuttal to David's Apologia

Greaves and grieving.

And the coup de grace, weaves and weaving.

I would also like to add that cleaves and cleavin' is an interesting case study, as "cleave" can mean both "to stick to" and "to split apart." This paradox is, unfortunately, a representational impossibility, but the following comes close, conceptually speaking.

Q.E.D.