8.12.2009

Is This Sweet? 48 Gallons of Mayo and 80 Pounds of Butter

Of course not! Unless it is the spread on the world's largest BLT! Then, I think indubitably, the answer is yes. The residents of South St. Louis recently wrapped up their Tomato Festival by constructing a 179-ft. BLT. Pat Buchanon better rekognize*. That's 500 pounds of bacon! It turns out, however, that the world record was all a cover. The real operation is that the folks at Iron Barley Restaurant have recently acquired flamethrowers. And what better opportunity to make legal use of a flamethrower in public than to toast the world largest bacon-lettuce-tomato sandwich?
*It is the opinion of this blogger that in fact it is worth fighting a war over sandwiches, especially if said sandwich is a BLT.

2 comments:

Quilliam said...

While I have some reservations about your "war for sandwiches" proposition, I think you deserve some hefty credit for actually coming up with a way to include a relevant "we can make sandwiches" tag.

Teh Cazbar said...

If I had a thought cloud for this post it would look like this:

Giant BLT? -> Ali G -> We CAN make sandwiches -> Epic Mail.

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